Gilmore Girls Dialogzitate
Rory: What's with the carrots?
Lorelai: I was afraid you weren't eating well at school.
Lorelai: Luke, will you marry me?
Rory: Asher Flemming is dead.
Marty: In bed?
Marty: Damn, I lost the pool.
Luke: [alarm goes off] Sorry, I forgot to turn the alarm off.
Lorelai: Bad alarm. Bad, bad alarm.
Lorelai: Boy, it's cold in here.
Rory: It's a lot colder where you're sitting.
Lorelai: Ugh. She's mad at me.
Lorelai: Think she's gonna be mad at me all night?
Lorelai: I guess I should go in there and talk to her.
Lorelai: You wouldn't wanna go in there and talk to her for me?
Lorelai: Good thing you don't get paid by the word.
Rory: The sooner you get in there, the sooner you get cheese.
Rory: Oh, look, babies.
Lorelai: I never wanna hear that come out of your mouth again.
Rory: Please, just tell me why you're here.
Dean: I don't even know...
Rory: Yes, you do!
Dean: Because I thought that you? Oh, forget it.
Dean: I thought you were trying to talk to me.
Dean: I mean, you came to my house?
Rory: Oh, no that? that wasn't me.
Dean: It *was* you.
Rory: It must have been someone that looked like me...
Dean: My sister recognized you from the pictures in my box.
Rory: What box?
Dean: The box I have of us, pictures and letters from you and everything...
Rory: You have a Rory box?
Dean: And what was going on at that town meeting, all that stuff about writing a song?
Rory: I don't know what I was talking about...
Dean: And it had nothing to do with me?... Well, I must have imagined it all, then. Your boyfriend is waiting.
Rory: He's not my boyfriend, I *hate* him!
Rory: Because I love you, you idiot!
Lorelai: What time is it?
Lorelai: Hate early. Must kill early.
Lorelai: Okay, gotta get up.
Lorelai: Work. Inn. Buy shoes. Oh, my God, I can't move. I need coffee.
Paris: Maybe I shouldn't go. I mean, what if I fall for him and he doesn't like me?
Rory: Then you'll find someone else.
Paris: But what if there is no one else?
Rory: Then you'll buy some cats.
Emily: You were on the phone?
Richard: Long distance.
Lorelai: God lives in London?
Richard: My mother lives in London.
Lorelai: Your mother is God?
Lorelai: So, God *is* a woman.
Lorelai: *And* a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna totally ask for favors.
Richard: Make her stop.
Rory: Oh, that I could.
[about new school]
Rory: One of the girls already hates me. The guys are weird.
Lorelai: Weirder than other guys?
Rory: Yeah, they kept calling me Mary.
Lorelai: You're kidding me. Wow, I can't believe they still say that.
Rory: Why? What does it mean?
Lorelai: It means like, Virgin Mary. It means they think you look like a goody-goody.
Rory: You're kidding.
Rory: Well what would they have called me if they thought I looked like a slut?
Lorelai: Well, they might have added a Magdalene to it.
Rory: Wow. Biblical insults. This is an advanced school.
Luke: Rory's not here yet.
Lorelai: Then you'll have to entertain me until she arrives. Okay Burger boy, dance.
Luke: Will you marry me?
[Lorelai is taken aback]
Luke: Just looking for something to shut you up.
Lorelai: Heh, you know what I just realized? "Oy" is the funniest word in the entire world.
Lorelai: I mean think about it, you never hear the word "oy" and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.
Lorelai: I miss Max.
Rory: I know.
Lorelai: I had a dream about him the other night.
Rory: Really? Dirty?
Lorelai: No. Absolutely not. And when you're 21, I'll tell you the real answer.
Jess: You didn't answer me.
Rory: About what?
Jess: Did you call me at all?
Jess: Did you send me a letter?
Jess: Smoke signal?
Jess: A nice fruit basket?
Jackson: I think we should get married.
Sookie: But - uh, but...
Sookie: Are you pregnant?
Dean: We sat down and started reading a book and we fell asleep.
Lorelai: Well, pick a more interesting book next time.
Emily: Lorelai, you almost ran me over.
Lorelai: Well, good thing we're in a hospital.
Luke: You're gonna need a hospital, Taylor.
Lorelai: Hit him.
Rory: Which one?
Lorelai: Either one, I'm easy.
Luke is trying to subtly flirt with Lorelai at his diner]
Luke: Those jeans are really working for you.
Luke: They're working for me, too.
Lorelai: You're flirting with me.
Luke: Something like that.
Lorelai: Finally. Do it some more.
Luke: Your shoes work well with that... shirt.
Lorelai: Gee, Carson, thanks.
Paris: [on the phone with Rory] Asher's dead.
Paris: He died two weeks ago in Oxford.
Rory: Oh, Paris, I'm sorry. How?
Paris: Heart attack. It was quick.
Rory: Heart attack?
Rory: Um... it wasn't during, um... was it?
Paris: No, Rory. This great man was not brought down by my vagina, okay?
[Luke and Lorelai's first real date; they have just read a long story on the back of a menu, hence the menu line]
Lorelai: Hey, do you remember the first time we met?
Lorelai: I'm just trying to remember the first time we met. It must have been at Luke's, right?
Luke: [nods] It was at Luke's, it was at lunch, it was a very busy day, the place was packed, and this person...
Lorelai: Ooh, is it me? Is it me?
Luke: This person comes tearing into the place in a caffeine frenzy.
Lorelai: [happily] Ooh, it's me.
Luke: I was with a customer. She interrupts me, wild-eyed, begging for coffee, so I tell her to wait her turn. Then she starts following me around, talking a mile a minute, saying God knows what. So finally I turn to her, and I tell her she's being annoying - sit down, shut up, I'll get to her when I get to her.
Lorelai: Y'know, I bet she took that very well, 'cause she sounds just delightful.
Luke: She asked me what my birthday was. I wouldn't tell her. She wouldn't stop talking. I gave in. I told her my birthday. Then she opened up the newspaper to the horoscope page, wrote something down, tore it out, handed it to me.
Lorelai: God, seriously. You wrote the menu, didn't you?
Luke: So I'm looking at this piece of paper in my hand, and under Scorpio, she had written 'You will meet an annoying woman today. Give her coffee and she'll go away.' I gave her coffee.
Lorelai: [grins] But she didn't go away.
Luke: She told me to hold on to that horoscope, put it in my wallet, and carry it around with me -
[takes a piece of paper from his wallet and gives it to her]
Luke: one day it would bring me luck.
Lorelai: [teasing] Well, man, I will say anything for a cup of coffee
[reads it, grows serious]
Lorelai: Um... I can't believe you kept this. You kept this in your wallet?
[sees his face]
Lorelai: You kept this in your wallet.
Luke: Eight years.
Lorelai: [emotionally] Eight years